Taco Bell Crisis

Reidsville Review "journalist" Katie Mann reports:

"The Taco Bell on Freeway Drive in Reidsville is out of sour cream and nacho cheese, just in case anyone goes to Taco Bell as much as I do."

 

Balloons Are Gone

I hope you recall our report on all the dozens of escaped balloons on the ceiling at Lowes grocery.  Now I am reporting that with the "remodeling" of Lowes in order to compete with Walmart, all the balloons, except one above the vegetables, are gone.  It's a mystery how someone got up so high to capture the escapees.

Other notable changes include 25% off all meats, the entrance has been cleared of all trash, especially the flower area, and frozen chicken strips are now only $6.99.

Ties to the United Kingdom

The Reidsville Review is reporting an old/new tanning salon on Scales St. has ties to the United Kingdom.

DID YOU KNOW?

DID YOU KNOW:

Reidsville's own Golden Corral received the coveted BEST CUSTOMER SATISFACTION award in 2010.  Reidsville's winning rating was 78.54.

Also did you know Golden Corral's WING FEST is absolutely one of the worst meals you will ever eat.  If you like chicken wings, DO NOT eat them at Golden Corral.  They offer four varieties and they are all awful.  I honestly don't know how they could make chicken wings taste so bad.

 

Pail Killer?

Does anyone read what they've written in the Review?:

 Area nonprofit puts spotlight on pail killer abuse

I should point out "L" is not near "N" on your keyboard.  Go figure.

Voting, Gummy Bears, Sharia Law, and Motorcycles

Rockingham County's very own Senator Phil Berger was the butt of the joke on The Daily Show with John Stewart last night. Temporary host John Oliver made fun of Berger's ridiculous effort to suppress voting in the state.  According to Berger, a single case of voter fraud last year justifies the state's strict new identification requirements on 4-1/2 million voters.  When you go to vote this year make sure you have your drivers license handy to prove who you are.  Also note you will have less time to register to vote and less time to vote early.

Oliver also took a few shots at the state's new anti-abortion laws.  North Carolina recently closed down nearly every abortion clinic in the state.  Oliver compared the new state law to gummy bears, Sharia law and motorcycle safety.

According to Oliver, North Carolina now ranks with Texas and Florida for foolish laws.

Don't Answer the Phone

Reidsville Review reporter Katie Mann reacts to conditions at the Review:

"I've learned the lesson to never answer the main line at the Reidsville Review. I only get really upset people that want to talk w/ AD sales"

And problems in the Crime Department:

"I think the lady that types up the crime reports was half asleep this morning because most sentences aren't completed."