Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Pinto beans, spinach and pineapple

Carolyn Booth of the Reidsville Review has been kind enough to publish the lunch menu for year-round schools in Rockingham County.  If your student attends regular school, then there will be no menu for you.

Friday looks particularly delicious...the vegetable medley, pineapple, and assorted fruit are outstanding.

Thursday's pinto beans, spinach, and applesauce are sure to fill lots of little tummies.

Contact Carolyn at 627-1781 if you have any questions or complaints about the menu.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Will you marry me?

The Reidsville Review probes the deep sociological issues of our time.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Mayor and Credit Donkey suffer serious setback

Mayor Jay Donecker and suffered a serious setback when Reidsville was not selected as one of the finest cities in the state of North Carolina.  Unfortunately, Eden was not selected either.

Click here to see the list of top 18 small cities in the state.

Friday, August 21, 2015

Everybody wants a piece of Keith Mabe

Everybody wants a piece of the Ketih Mabe action.  Reidsville Review cub reporter Dallas Britt somehow ties the drunk driving and doping charges against County Commissioner Keith Mabe to a new plan to pick up trash for recycling.  Britt never defines which and how the trash will be recycled, but he slickly connects it to Keith Mabe in the first sentence.  We can only guess somehow the trash will be separated "in light of the Keith Mabe situation."

Friday, August 14, 2015

James Festerman is running again!

It's official!  Hurrah!

He may not be able to remember where he buys his groceries, and he has some very unusual friends, but the people love him and he is running for Reidsville City Council.

From the Rockingham County Board of Elections:

1 candidate filed for office for the City of Reidsville today.

James Festerman - Reidsville Councilman (District B)

Updated Candidate List attached.

Candidate Filing for Reidsville will resume on Monday, August 17th at 8:00 am.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Vote Trump!

There it is.  In black and white.  I changed my party affiliation this week.  I now officially belong to the party of alleged drunk driver and doper Keith Mabe and alleged political sign thief Ron Price.

I can't say that it feels good.  Being in a group with Keith Mabe and Ron Price is not something to be proud of, but there is a reason behind my madness and it's only temporary.

I want to vote in the Republican presidential primary.  I want Donald Trump to win.  No, not the office of the President, but I want him to win the Republican primary.  I want to be guaranteed a place in the long line of Republican voters who will put him up against somebody else.  I am convinced Trump will lose in the general election, no matter who he runs against.  So, I want to make sure Trump wins the primary election.

Trump reminds me of every asshole I ever worked for in my former life.  The assholes I worked for weren't rich like The Donald, but they had the Trump swagger.  Trump is loud and obnoxious.  Donald Trump knows everything about everything.  He is the ultimate authority and there is no point in arguing with him because he is always right about everything.  Trump will answer your question before you can even ask it.  Yeap, Donald Trump is the man!

If you care about our country, vote Trump in the March primary.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Commissioner Mabe's blood alcohol mystery

Almost a month ago Rockingham County Commissioner Keith Mabe was busted for the second time for DUI.  I've looked high and low for his blood alcohol content at the time of his arrest.  It's nowhere to be found.  Keith blew a 0.19 on his first arrest, but the second arrest test is a mystery.  He refused to blow and instead had his blood drawn and sent for testing at the State Bureau of Investigation.  Nobody seems to know Commissioner Mabe's blood alcohol content from his second arrest.

I guess I now understand why thousands of rape kits go untested for DNA.  The SBI is in no hurry.

Friday, August 7, 2015

Crafty Review readers plan to fill tanks

Crafty Reidsville Review readers are planning to fill their gas tanks when the little needle points towards "E".

Monday, August 3, 2015

Are you afraid of clowns?

The vote is in...Reidsville Review readers don't give a shit about clowns.

Speaking of is Keith Mabe's big day in court for his first DUI charge and two drug possession charges.