Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Maybe he is crazy

Below is an email I received.  I have no idea what they are talking about, but it sounds interesting.

Hi Ricardo,

Just wanted to thank you for your website.  Enjoy it immensely even though it is abbreviated compared to what you had.

I just happened to visit that Food Lion in Atlantic Beach and talked to four employees before I got a somewhat real answer by an older lady who probably did not give a shit if she got in trouble.  She told me that he got out of the legal mess because he suffers from dementia and “they couldn’t do nothing.”  Meaning they probably could not convict  him due to his infirmity at least with the right lawyer.  I asked her if he did return the next day and she confirmed that he did. 

I have no way of knowing whether that is true or not, but I remember hearing him talk within the last year and thinking he had early onset Alzheimers as he was mumbling incoherently.  Maybe he is crazy.  It would explain his odd behavior.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Daddy Rabbit: beach busted

Mayor James "Daddy Rabbit" Festerman busted and banned

I'm sorry I haven't been keeping track of the Reidsville Review lately. I've been distracted by Jay Donecker claiming dominion over the sky and everything under it. The Donecker case is still alive. You will be hearing more about it soon.

During all the Donecker hubbub, the Review has become inaccessible via www.reidsvillereview.com It's now known as www.greensboro.com  This indicates the last vestige of a local newspaper has been completely wiped off the face of the earth.

But ace reporter Danny Battaglia is still on her game. She is reporting...well, I'm not sure what she is reporting.  But. it apparently has something to do with Daddy Rabbit Festerman.  If you believe Battaglia, and I'm not sure you can, Festerman was busted at Atlantic Beach, NC.  Festerman has a home at Atlantic Beach.

Battaglia is reporting Daddy Rabbit was nabbed for larceny and trespassing at the Atlantic Beach Food Lion.  It sounds like a Terresa Scoble case.

Festerman is denying everything, but Battaglia says the Food Lion "employees warned Festerman not to come back. When he returned the next day, they notified police."

Festerman says his attorney has told him not to discuss the case.

Atlantic Beach police say they know "nothing.", but Battaglia says "It's not clear what happened."

Click here to the read the mysterious www.greensboro.com story

Friday, June 12, 2015

Oh, the irony of it!

Local TV station WGSR is reporting Rockingham County has purchased several large billboards to warn residents about the hazards of littering.

Walmart: A public nuisance

The Beech Grove, Indiana Mayor has called his local Walmart a public nuisance, indicating police have been called to the store more than 1000 times in the past year.  I wonder how many times the Reidsville Police Department has been called to our Walmart.

The Beech Grove Mayor suggested Walmart hire its own security to deal with people who are caught stealing $3 doggie treats.

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Reidsville's crime wave

In addition to making arrests for WALMART SHOPLIFTING, MARIJUANA POSSESSION and PORNOGRAPHY LINKING, the Reidsville Police Department makes a lot of DWI busts.  Reidsville's citizens like to pick up Walmart trinkets, take some reefer, look at Janine in action, and then drink and drive.

Watch WGSR tonight around 6:30 PM.  Mayor Donecker will be asked about Reidsville's crime wave.

You read about the latest local crime news at reidsvillereview.com

Tuesday, June 2, 2015


According to the Reidsville Review, not a single person was arrested last week for shoplifting at Walmart.  Most of the arrests were for simple marijuana possession,  Of course, there were many ongoing investigations for pornography linking.