Sunday, November 29, 2015

Infantile polls

It's hard to believe, but the Reidsville Review continues to outdo itself with infantile polls.

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Are they sure they arrested the right guy?

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Are they sure they arrested the right guy?

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Commissioner sentenced to 60 days

It comes as no surprise that Rockingham County Commissioner Keith Mabe has been sentenced to 60 days in jail for a DUI charge.

The irony is Mabe is not the only current and past Commissioner who should be serving jail time for their actions on the Board.  Several Commissioners are walking free when they should be jailed

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Review says don't worry, everything is fine

Don't worry about a thing.  I know the hamburger meat looks a little raw.  Well, actually it looks a lot raw.  But, the Reidsville Review has assured its readers that the new quarter-pounder is perfectly cooked.  The school children who ate the meat at the Reidsville High cafeteria are perfectly safe.  Odds are very few students ate the meat anyway.  Obviously, the student who took this photo wasn't impressed with his lunch.

The instructions say the meat was supposed to be baked, but school cafeteria decided to steam the meat.  The Review says steaming is what gave the meat an unappetizing appearance.

Don't worry, everything is fine says the Review.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Want to be better in bed? Read the Review.

In case you were getting a little tired of the Reidsville Review's online Farmers Insurance video, it's been replaced with a tight butt shot for a testosterone supplement.  The tight butt appears to be washing a car in cut-off jean shorts - always a people pleaser.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Buy the Reidsville Country Club

It's for sale!  Yeap, Reidsville's beloved Country Club is on the market.  A sure bargain at $595,000.  Includes a stately clubhouse, a golf course, a swimming pool, tennis courts and plenty of snobbery.

Buy the Reidsville Country Club

Rockingham County makes the big time

Celebrate the good times.  Rockingham County has been named one of the unhealthiest counties in the state.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

The profound question of the ages

The profound question of the a hot dog a sandwich?  Two people believe it is not a sandwich.  One says yes it is.

But the best answer is "don't like hot dogs".

This has got to be a movie boy Dallas Britt poll.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Back in the saddle again

He's back!

He had a dust-up with Food Lion and the beach Poe-Lease, but it didn't hurt him one bit.  The peoples love him!  These are the same peoples who have never attended a City Council meeting with Festerman at the helm.

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Review features seafood votes

Wow!  Now I know why Libby Hill stays packed all the time.  All six readers of the Reidsville Review "enjoy seafood".  Vote now to register your opinion.