Here are the election results for Rockingham County. This is just for Rockingham County. There are some races that include votes outside of Rockingham County.
Of particular interest is Donald Trump crushing Hillary Clinton, Richard Burr smashing Deborah Ross, Pat McCrory beating Roy Cooper, Bert Jones beating Keef Duncan, Eugene Russell beating Kyle Hall, all three Berger boys winning their races, Amy Lee Simpson losing the Register of Deeds race to Ben Curtis, Brent Huss booting Nell Rose off the School Board after a couple of hundred years, and the sales tax increase losing 75% to 25%,
I found my second Clinton sign in Rockingham County. There is one is in my yard and this second one was found not far from my home. It's not in anyone's yard, but kinda abandoned on the side of the road.
It's not in very good shape. I guess it's a good thing the election is only two days away because this sign may not last more than two days.
I have heard two reports of other Clinton signs, but I have not substantiated them.
There's no doubt a Clinton sign is a rare thing in Rockingham County.
I stay up pretty late at night, not Donald Trump late, but still late. I usually go to bed around 2 AM. Sometimes I stay up later, sometimes I go to bed earlier. I watch a lot of TV in the wee hours. At those hours you see unusual things, especially the commercials.
Adam and Eve offers a lot of interesting half-hour infomercials. I never knew there were some many double-function adult novelties available. Many of them come with a free DVD. I'm not sure all of this stuff is legal in North Carolina.
There's all kinds of rubber sealants and furniture finish repair kits. Did you know you can make a boat out of a screen door or make a scuff on your coffee table disappear before your eyes? It's like magic!
Two of the most interesting products are V.I. POOand POO-POURRI. These are similar products that must have been invented by elves, wood nymphs, wizards or fairies.
It's all quite simple. When you are ready to drop a deuce and are concerned about lingering odor, reach into your pocket or purse and pull out a small aerosol spray bottle and spritz a few squirts on the surface of the water. Drop your load and the aroma is sealed below the surface of the water. Wipe and flush and there's nothing left but a natural and pleasing odor. It's incredible.
V.I. POO is available in lemon, rose, lavender, and fruit aromas. POO-POURRI is available in lavender vanilla, lavender mint, and merry spritzmas. With the holidays coming up, I'm ordering the Merry Spritzmas for my wife. It's going to be a happier time around my house!
Still not sure about these products? I've included a couple of videos to help explain these valuable aromatics. Enjoy.
It smells like Diaper Gravy! Poo-Poosh It Real Good! An Appetizing Blend of Natural Oils.
