Wednesday, May 30, 2018

LANCE METZLER CONFESSES - IT'S ME!

BREAKING NEWS

KICK IT!
Rockingham County Manager Lance "L Train" Metzler has admitted the ICE ICE BABY video is him.
Eden Chamber of Commerce Grand Pooh-Bah Randy Hunt overheard the confession. Randy is the husband of Gerri Hunt who is the head honcho at the Reidsville Review.
Do you think the Review will report on "L TRAIN'S" dance moves?

I'm guessing the Review won't touch this warm and fuzzy story with a 10-foot pole.

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