Friday, August 23, 2013

Heidi's Side Boob in Review

Hurry, look now because it won't last long:

The Reidsville Review is featuring a video of super model Heidi Klum and her famous "side boob"

Look here if the Review has removed the video.

It all makes perfect sense

The University of Cincinnati quarantines "demonstrations, pickets, and rallies" to a very tiny portion of its 137-acre campus, requires students to request permission to use the zone a full ten working days in advance, and threatens students with criminal prosecution for violations, warning that "[a]nyone violating this policy may be charged with trespassing."

For this draconian policy, the University of Cincinnati has been selected as the #1 worst school for free speech.

Normally this information would be of minimal interest to Rockingham County.  The interesting part is Reidsville Review reporter Katie Mann is a 2013 graduate of the University of Cincinnati.  Now it all makes perfect sense.

 

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Ron's Manifesto About Everything

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Ron Price takes the oath to support and defend the Constitution

Rockingham County School Board member Ron Price not only regularly makes the news, he now writes the news.  Price is the newest columnist for the Reidsville Review.  Click here to read Ron's  manifesto about everything.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Shame on you, Mr. Ron Price

“Shame on you, Mr. [Ron] Price.” - Rockingham County School Board member Hal Griffin lectures fellow board member Ron Price for stirring up citizens about Common Core standards.  Common Core has been proposed by both state and federal governments.

Common Core opponent Janette Goode, a Ron Price supporter, said “Everybody knows that when I ran for office I ran against technology,”

Goode believes Common Core wil soon enable iPads to read a student's blood and deliver a report to the government and to corporations.  The information will be used to decide who is hired.

“You need to get rid of it now or you’re going to be on the road to serfdom,” Goode said. “The government is going to tell you who digs a ditch and who gets to work for Microsoft. That’s the bottom line.”

Hal Griffin warned the anti-Common Core crowd to change the TV channel, “Those of you who spoke against the Common Core tonight need to stop watching so much Fox News,” Griffin said.

The Price/Goode Group wants a special school board meeting to discuss Common Core with parents.

Monday, August 19, 2013

Funny of the Month

The North Carolina Department of Commerce is reporting that during 2012 visitor spending was up in all 100 counties.  This includes Rockingham County where the county's #1 tourist attraction, Chinqua-Penn, went belly-up.

Where in the hell were visitors spending their money in Rockingham County?  Our only guess is at the giant, plastic Reidsville Christmas Tree on Scales St.

It could be worse

At the end of June, 2013 the unemployment rate in Rockingham County was 10.3%.  The unemployment rate in Caswell County was 9.3%.

Scotland County has the highest unemployment rate at 16.2%.  Can you imagine what it's like to find a job in Scotland County?

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In case you don't know, here's Scotland County.

If it makes you feel any better, of the state's 100 counties, 37 have an unemployment rate higher than Rockingham County's.

We thought you might like to know.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Taco Bell Crisis

Reidsville Review "journalist" Katie Mann reports:

"The Taco Bell on Freeway Drive in Reidsville is out of sour cream and nacho cheese, just in case anyone goes to Taco Bell as much as I do."