Review says don't worry, everything is fine

Don't worry about a thing.  I know the hamburger meat looks a little raw.  Well, actually it looks a lot raw.  But, the Reidsville Review has assured its readers that the new quarter-pounder is perfectly cooked.  The school children who ate the meat at the Reidsville High cafeteria are perfectly safe.  Odds are very few students ate the meat anyway.  Obviously, the student who took this photo wasn't impressed with his lunch.

The instructions say the meat was supposed to be baked, but school cafeteria decided to steam the meat.  The Review says steaming is what gave the meat an unappetizing appearance.

Don't worry, everything is fine says the Review.